tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36091100720834545652012-02-16T02:05:53.319-08:00Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.comBlogger181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-65940006469649910272010-07-09T07:33:00.000-07:002010-07-09T07:35:36.302-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mamá me voi de caza<br /><br />Pero hijo t llevas la escopeta ¿ no?<br />No ez que m voi para ziempre<br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-6594000646964991027?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-27144611799134779072010-07-09T07:24:00.000-07:002010-08-02T14:38:20.611-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Llega un profesor nuevo al colegio y se presenta:<br /><br />-Buenos dias mi nombre es largo.<br /><br />Dice un niño:<br /><br />-No importa tenemos tiempo<br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-2714461179913477907?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-41249428517652098302010-02-05T09:04:00.000-08:002010-02-10T10:35:54.318-08:00<div>Va un tio por la autopista a 200 i derrepente aparece un cartel que pone:</div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>Reduzca a 100</div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>Conlo q el tio se cabrea i dice:</div><br /><div> </div><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">-!como q reduzca a 100 esq me cago en todo¡ bueno venga baa-i reduce.</span></div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>luego otro q pone:</div><br /><div> </div><br /><div>Reduzca a 50.</div><div><br /></div><div>i el tio sigue:</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>¡<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">comoooooooo! buenooo esta esta bieeeeeen</span></div><div><br /></div><div>sigue asi asta la de 1 km i él seguia reduciendo.Asta q llego a un cartl q ponia:</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#66CCCC;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#66CCCC;">BIENBENIDO</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;">A</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">REDUZCA</span></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-4124942851765209830?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-18107259428489819412010-01-30T14:14:00.000-08:002010-01-30T14:20:48.672-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:webdings;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">le dice la mujer a su marido:<br />tengo la cona como el campo del valencia<br />mestalla</span></span></span></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/S2SwcNBpSEI/AAAAAAAAADs/VlYob_cYTI4/s1600-h/images.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 138px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/S2SwcNBpSEI/AAAAAAAAADs/VlYob_cYTI4/s400/images.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432661049095047234" border="0" /></a><br /></div><span style="font-family:webdings;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-1810725942848981941?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-134990259004105232009-12-24T08:03:00.000-08:002009-12-24T08:27:30.263-08:00<p><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;">Era navidad i una pareja de novios se sentaban bajo la luna:</span></strong></p><br /><p><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;">Y en esto decia el navio:<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><br /><p><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">¿Puedo tocarte el <span style="font-family:arial;">wiwishu?</span></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;"><strong></strong></span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#cc33cc;"><strong>Noooo.</strong></span> </p><br /><p><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">O ahora,o nunca</span></strong><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SzOWTnxTQ4I/AAAAAAAAACg/V6n3h9g2Pcs/s1600-h/postalnavideaac3[1].jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418840040494285698" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 166px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 249px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SzOWTnxTQ4I/AAAAAAAAACg/V6n3h9g2Pcs/s200/postalnavideaac3%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Vaaaaleeee</span>.</strong></p><br /><p><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;">Y en esto el novio saca una guitarra y empieza:</span></strong></p><br /><p><strong></strong></p><br /><p><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Wiwishu a meri crismas,wiwishu a mer...<br /></span></strong></p><strong></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-13499025900410523?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-83513037593238936572009-12-21T08:34:00.000-08:002009-12-21T08:56:57.571-08:00<span style="color:#33cc00;">-Todos a la sala de maqinas</span>:<span style="color:#cc33cc;">y maquinas tuvo q dormir fuera.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">-Suvir las velas</span>:<span style="color:#cc33cc;">ylos d abajo se qedaron sin luz.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">-No jugueis con fuego</span>:<span style="color:#cc33cc;">y fuego se qedo sin amigos.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">-Es evidente qe no cave duda</span>:<span style="color:#cc33cc;">y duda tuvo q ir andando.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-8351303759323893657?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-15836156964216419472009-12-19T10:58:00.000-08:002009-12-19T11:05:10.090-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/Sy0j2S5HuAI/AAAAAAAAACQ/fhbsRF5F3wo/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 108px; height: 118px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/Sy0j2S5HuAI/AAAAAAAAACQ/fhbsRF5F3wo/s200/images.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417025342487902210" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Era un señor tan alto , tan alto,tan alto..</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">que en vez de tomar el café con los amigos</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">lo tomaba con SAN PEDRO.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-1583615696421641947?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-61014017883708438992009-12-19T00:48:00.000-08:002009-12-20T01:19:42.682-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/Sy3rbLlf6mI/AAAAAAAAACY/STCTHGj4AwM/s1600-h/amistad0337.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 130px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/Sy3rbLlf6mI/AAAAAAAAACY/STCTHGj4AwM/s200/amistad0337.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417244778995640930" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">habia una vez tres niños llamados:tonto,nadie y ninguno<br /><br /><br />nadie se cayo al rio,ninguno le fue a ayudar y tonto fue a pedir ayuda a la polici<br /><br /><br />!nadie se cayo al rio y ninguno le esta ayudando!<br /><br />y la poli dice:<br /><br />niño¿eres tonto?<br /><br /><br />y el niño dice<br /><br />si,con mucho gusto<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-6101401788370843899?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-23292633473640383802009-12-18T10:49:00.000-08:002009-12-18T10:57:03.131-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SyvQdccms7I/AAAAAAAAACI/z-CPrkvp56M/s1600-h/images%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 98px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 73px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416652181114106802" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SyvQdccms7I/AAAAAAAAACI/z-CPrkvp56M/s200/images%5B1%5D.jpg" /></a><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">Mama mama en el cole me llaman hijo de vaca.....</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#33ff33;">Le dice la madre..... muuuuuuuuurmuraciones hijo, muuuuuuuuuuuurmuraciones hijo.</span><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">CHARLIE,EL HABBO ES UNA MIERD.....</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-2329263347364038380?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-17134334088464371522009-12-16T07:29:00.000-08:002009-12-16T07:33:21.823-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/Syj9uQzYtAI/AAAAAAAAABc/GZfte3Wpmcs/s1600-h/Dos-margaritas-sobre-fondo-negro_107081.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 182px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/Syj9uQzYtAI/AAAAAAAAABc/GZfte3Wpmcs/s200/Dos-margaritas-sobre-fondo-negro_107081.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415857523139326978" border="0" /></a><br />¿cual es el colmo de un jardinero?<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);"></span><br />que su hija se llame margarita<span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);"> y que la deje plantada</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-1713433408846437152?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-44672142556845851742009-12-13T04:01:00.000-08:002009-12-23T02:55:22.878-08:00<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,255,51)"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">jaimito dime dos pronombres<br />¿quien?¿yo?<br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,255)">!muy bien!</span><br /></span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-4467214255684585174?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-71131394234002248072009-12-13T03:55:00.000-08:002009-12-23T03:02:57.009-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SyihIdi01OI/AAAAAAAAABU/W91Wrr0fK-M/s1600-h/adivino.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415755718654743778" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; WIDTH: 148px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SyihIdi01OI/AAAAAAAAABU/W91Wrr0fK-M/s200/adivino.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">un hombre va ha visitar ha un adivino</span></span>:<br />pom,pom<br />quien es?<br />y el hombre dice<br />pues vaya mierda de adivino<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-7113139423400224807?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-35115213949841387472009-12-12T20:15:00.000-08:002009-12-19T13:19:02.823-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SyigBmNEA9I/AAAAAAAAABE/buEBFMislAs/s1600-h/tomates2ef0.gif.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415754501208671186" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SyigBmNEA9I/AAAAAAAAABE/buEBFMislAs/s200/tomates2ef0.gif.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><ul style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><li><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><span style="color:#ffffff;">que le dice un tomate ha otro</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,255);" ><span style="color:#ffffff;">tìo estàs muy</span> <span style="color:#ffffff;">rojo</span></span></span></span></span></span></li><li><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;color:#ffffff;" >y el otro le dice<span style="COLOR: rgb(0,153,0)"> <span style="color:#ffffff;">coño un tomate que habla</span></span><span style="color:#ffffff;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-3511521394984138747?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-53043286787656237002009-12-05T09:56:00.000-08:002009-12-05T10:05:25.090-08:00<div><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Dice un niño a su papa.</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#cc33cc;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">PAPA PAPA yo no quiero ir a AMERICA<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/Sxqgc9v67QI/AAAAAAAAAA0/_EHaosp-68U/s1600-h/thumbnailCAVUDG2L.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 310px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 173px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411814321711410434" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/Sxqgc9v67QI/AAAAAAAAAA0/_EHaosp-68U/s200/thumbnailCAVUDG2L.jpg" /></a></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#cc33cc;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Dice el Padre</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#cc33cc;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;">Calla niño y sigue nadando</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-5304328678765623700?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-77021762004353890172009-12-05T09:48:00.000-08:002009-12-05T09:55:18.265-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SxqefFvq1TI/AAAAAAAAAAs/4p4QelfdQtg/s1600-h/foto4%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 168px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 155px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411812159194322226" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SxqefFvq1TI/AAAAAAAAAAs/4p4QelfdQtg/s200/foto4%5B1%5D.jpg" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;color:#c0c0c0;"><strong>Un padre esta en la sala de espera, esperando que llege su hijo....</strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;color:#c0c0c0;"><strong>pasan dos horas....</strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;color:#c0c0c0;"><strong>sale el doctor:</strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;color:#c0c0c0;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;color:#c0c0c0;"><strong>No ha sido facil le hemos tenido que poner OXIGENO</strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;color:#c0c0c0;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;color:#c0c0c0;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;color:#c0c0c0;"><strong>Y dice el padre: </strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;color:#c0c0c0;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:100%;color:#c0c0c0;"><strong>Que pena yo le queria llamar Manolo</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-7702176200435389017?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-51590210749986762882009-12-05T09:32:00.000-08:002009-12-05T09:48:32.580-08:00<div><strong><span style="color:#6600cc;">Doctor doctor tengo pa peras....</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#6600cc;">Pues toma 1 euro mas y ya tiene pa platanos.......jejejejejejeje<img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 113px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 85px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411810282646011410" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/Sxqcx3Dr_hI/AAAAAAAAAAk/8BmxZi77cw8/s200/thumbnail%5B1%5D.jpg" /><a onmousedown="return si_T('&amp;ID=SERP,274.1')" href="http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=platanos+imagenes&amp;FORM=IGRE2#focal=bc4d1dd311c41a79511d1a2980246930&amp;furl=http%3a%2f%2funabolleraenmadrid.blogia.com%2fupload%2f20070624122514-platano.jpg"></a></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-5159021074998676288?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-51967676105613680172009-12-04T13:53:00.000-08:002009-12-04T14:05:50.057-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SxmHDq4u4zI/AAAAAAAAAAc/1DfkXMoe1S0/s1600-h/cerdo.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411504924383961906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 212px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 158px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SxmHDq4u4zI/AAAAAAAAAAc/1DfkXMoe1S0/s200/cerdo.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="color:#ffcc33;">Llega una señora a la carnicería,y le dice al tendero:</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">-pongame aquella cabeza de cerdo.</span><br /><span style="color:#6633ff;"><span style="font-family:courier new;">-perdone señora,pero eso es un espejo.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:#666666;">SI QUIERES PONER CHISTES,PONLOS EN COMENTARIOS.</span><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-5196767610561368017?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3609110072083454565.post-78016698780917827962009-12-04T13:35:00.000-08:002009-12-16T00:55:32.551-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/Syigc5tUZsI/AAAAAAAAABM/FdZ0Rf4Lyq0/s1600-h/risas.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/Syigc5tUZsI/AAAAAAAAABM/FdZ0Rf4Lyq0/s200/risas.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415754970300704450" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">era un chiste tan malo,tan malo,tan malo que pegaba a los chistes pequeños<br /><br /></span></span><p align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mvPaL9zqKgM/SxmCUHly8_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/Ixbw1Un4NQM/s1600-h/risas.jpg"></a></p></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3609110072083454565-7801669878091782796?l=chistesmalvarperez.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chistes Malvar Pérezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13306627606751370889noreply@blogger.com1